May 2013
5 posts
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
April 2013
26 posts
flirting: do you cry when you listen to brand new
the-yololympics:
my dream is to model for math textbooks
carryonmywaywardmoooose:
WHY IS IT PERFECTLY OKAY TO USE IMAGINARY NUMBERS IN MATH BUT THE SECOND I START TALKING TO SOMEONE IMAGINARY I’M THE CRAZY ONE
March 2013
49 posts
gangbangs:
who would name their kid zoey 101
gentlemancrow:
Yes hello I have tried out adulthood and I have found it’s not really working out for me is it possible to get a refund
Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy